Conan does analogies for SAT prep, I do antonyms for GRE prep. Someone very smart once told me opposites attract. I hope this attracts me a lot of ladies :) Alright! Giggidy giggidy giggidy![Note: These are antohymns. Please sing aloud to the melody of your favorite church song.]trepidation :: confidenceNew York Knicks :: successSarah Palin :: anything remotely good for humanitycleanliness :: my dad's toenails-nesswhorehouse :: comic book storecommando :: underpantsthank you :: shiv to the abdomen...and twistSammy Sosa :: blackfacedelicious :: cream cheese with vanilla ice cream (dairy was a bad idea!)Pope Ratzinger :: Obi Wan Kenobihealth insurance :: Republican idiocyMuslim :: Muoverweightgladiolas :: unhappyolas (Note: my cousin told this joke at his wedding. Yes, that's right, his wedding. Best of luck to his wife.)butter face :: jelly assbelly flop :: washboard abs river (a Texas Hold 'Em joke? Really?)miniscule :: Rush Limbaugh's FACEdry skin :: wet turkey breastsense :: this blogcomplete devotion to artistic integrity and aesthetic goodness :: Black Eyed Peasmortal enemy :: my best friend Zombie Teddy!self-affirming experience :: that time I fell asleep in freshman Bio and I had a dream about Ligers (lion + tiger) and I yelled myself awake in front of the whole class by yelping out loud "Please don't bite me Mr. Pussy Cat!!" to which the teacher replied, "I won't bite...hard."clowns :: kind-hearted people that make children smilethe beginning of a book :: the end of fun and leisurecinnamon :: antonymreading my blog :: curing cancer, ending world hunger, fixing the environment, solving the economic crisis, ensuring world peace, erasing the hate, etc. etc.
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